This one is a winner. Meet rasclef2005 from Yahoo.
In 3 lines he hits rule 1, 3, and 4. But then he gets interesting with his confusion over my old Yahoo handle and my beliefs.
rasclef2005:hi
rasclef2005:BUZZ!
Me--> Hello
rasclef2005:how are u doing?
i just had u on yahoo search and thought it wise to say hello to u
am mohammed from ghana
and u ?
Me--> You may want to read this web page first. It will answer several questions: http://tinyurl.com/2nprbg
rasclef2005:u are life magic?
Me--> So they tell me
Did you read the document?
rasclef2005:just saw what is on it
Me--> Any questions about it?
rasclef2005:so what benifit is in what u are doing?
just want to know?
Me--> It filters out people that really aren't worth my time to chat with
rasclef2005:oh i see
i dont belive in magic
i belive in GOD
Me--> Is there a difference?
rasclef2005:so do u believ in GOD?
alot
Me--> How is there a difference?
rasclef2005:coz GOD is a creator who has never been seen my any creature
and u are not
Me--> You do realize that makes no sense and doesn't answer the question at all.
rasclef2005:tel me the ?u really ask ?
Me--> hmmn. No. I don't think so. You've proven yourself unable to read several of my specific points. And you've actually given me an entire new paragraph to add. I suppose I should congratulate you on that. Haven't had one of those in a while. Shame. But feel free to check the link again in a few days. You can tell all your friends... "I caused Paragraph 9"... Good bye.
So... rasclef has earned up paragraph 9. All for him and anyone else like him. Bravo :-/
