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Wow, TWO in one week

It's been a while since I've actually had an IM get to the point where I engage it. It's been even longer since I've had one that makes me add a whole new paragraph to the IM Rules Page.

This one is a winner. Meet rasclef2005 from Yahoo.
In 3 lines he hits rule 1, 3, and 4. But then he gets interesting with his confusion over my old Yahoo handle and my beliefs.

rasclef2005:hi
rasclef2005:BUZZ!

Me--> Hello

rasclef2005:how are u doing?
i just had u on yahoo search and thought it wise to say hello to u
am mohammed from ghana
and u ?

Me--> You may want to read this web page first. It will answer several questions: http://tinyurl.com/2nprbg

rasclef2005:u are life magic?

Me--> So they tell me
Did you read the document?

rasclef2005:just saw what is on it

Me--> Any questions about it?

rasclef2005:so what benifit is in what u are doing?
just want to know?

Me--> It filters out people that really aren't worth my time to chat with

rasclef2005:oh i see
i dont belive in magic
i belive in GOD

Me--> Is there a difference?

rasclef2005:so do u believ in GOD?
alot

Me--> How is there a difference?

rasclef2005:coz GOD is a creator who has never been seen my any creature
and u are not

Me--> You do realize that makes no sense and doesn't answer the question at all.

rasclef2005:tel me the ?u really ask ?

Me--> hmmn. No. I don't think so. You've proven yourself unable to read several of my specific points. And you've actually given me an entire new paragraph to add. I suppose I should congratulate you on that. Haven't had one of those in a while. Shame. But feel free to check the link again in a few days. You can tell all your friends... "I caused Paragraph 9"... Good bye.


So... rasclef has earned up paragraph 9. All for him and anyone else like him. Bravo :-/
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That is *hilarious*. Good job, rule 9.

In return I must share with you, though you've probably already seen it, The Church of the Red Breast.

http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

Also, will you add me to your IM contact list? I'm johanna722 at hotmail dot com. *giggles*

But I don't see you :)

I am online. IM tells me you are offline.

Oooh! I found a typo!

"No I will not mary you." (It's marry.)

*poke*

neener

I so wanted to respond to the neener...

.. but I felt an added footnote on the page with, "Fixed spelling mistake because I have very pedantic friends" was over the top ;)

**Mwah**

Re: I so wanted to respond to the neener...

*snerk*

That would have been funny!

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