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Andrei in the office
lordandrei

Weird IM of the day:

silence_lips: Hi There, How are You ? I am Santosh From India. I got Your ID through Yahoo Friends search engine. Being clear....I am a middle class Boy. I am looking for a job in British Colambia. so, is there is any way...You can help me...plz...help me...b`coz, it`s question of my life. if You`re not able to to help personally...plz...give me Telephone No.`s of some placement agencies which is located in British Colambia. I know we are unknown for each-other...But, as a human being...plz help Me...B`coz, I need Your Help. a million thanks to You. no matter you gonna help me or not...take care, have a nice time..god bless You. bye my unknown Friend.....


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As a writer, one could literally spend hours if not days studying this gem of broken English, attempting to discover how many rules have been broken, what patterns were followed, what incorrect and just plain insane grammatical rules were assumed while writing it...it's just bloody brilliant.

The pragmatist in me says it isn't broken unless it's incomprehensible. I understood what he wanted, at least. Though I agree that it's certainly not the Queen's English. :/

What did you say? How horribly strange.


Truthfully, I simply ignored it. I had a flash of wanting to send him some contact numbers as requested, but ended up just not wanting to embroil myself in international work issues :)

Wow... not sure what I would have done. (As opposed to some people, making fun of his English is not where I would have started.) I'm probably the type who would have provided a few choice URLs.

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