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Remember the Moral of "Star Wars"

Wookies don't deserve medals.

No matter how much they help, all they get to do is stand at the ceremony and growl.


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That's why Peter Mayhew didn't win the Oscar as well.

;-]

The Empire would've given the Wookie a medal, being merit-based rather than extending class privs to those with midichlorians.

But it can't be the midicholrians...

Han got one. And he's pretty much a muggle.

Yeah but Han's not covered in fur.

I think the Empire woul've been more apt to turn Chewie into a trophy, like the braids of wookie fur on Boba Fett's helmet.

Nah Boba Fett was just a gun for hire. That would be far too primitive and distasteful for the Empire.

The Empire would've given the Wookie a medal, being merit-based

In a true merit-based system I'll take cash over a medal any day... ;-)

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