Andrei Freeman (lordandrei) wrote,
Andrei Freeman
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Oh it is on! Magickal war? So be it!

After reading the unfair accusations by the self imposed Frater Ademptus Excelsior (who carries more abbreviations after his name than a scrabble set) against my dear brother lapig93; I had no choice but to stand to defend his good name.

I took pen in hand and responded. The choice words of my defense are not fit for this medium. But without surprise the "Ademptus" quickly added me to his wrath and ire.

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

Let it be henceforth know that he known to the net at 'lordandrei' has been cast out, declared pugilent, and destroyed from the entirety of the Body of God for failing to immolate the Oath and Task of a Knight of the East and West and consorting with the devilish Asian Frater Risus to restrict the true Christist minions of the Ordo Holy Hexagram Los Angeles.

Since the beginning of our association, the promising magnanimous student appeared to be ready and able to perform the necessary being at the bottom of a puppy pile and do glory and worship to the almighty Star. Sadly, we were mistaken. They have falsely accused us of obsequiousness and condemned our master Rightful one, Frater No Other in the Valley of Shangrila in unspeakable ways.

Contact with this immeasurable incompetent is forbidden. They are hereby cast out forevermore into the Valley of Because, and be they damned for a laptop computer and considered anathema for the magickally inept by all who strive to uphold the Thelemic Principles of expanding membership and waiving local dues. Let them be forever an example of the price of an antique secretary and be cast out with the infirm and the wombat.

Love is the law, love under will.

Frater Ademptus Excelsior, 8=3, A.`.A.`., O.T.O., R.R.A.A.C., B.O.T.A., F.B.I., N.S.C, N.T.M.P.

Personally, I find this inflammatory and grounds for all out unholy magickal war.

if you wish to lodge your opinions, you may submit your defense at Ademptus' site

But know ye, that his response will be quick and without good grammar.

You may need to tweak.

Please realize this is a joke
Tags: humour, mad libs, satire
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