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Andrei in the office
lordandrei

Oh it is on! Magickal war? So be it!

After reading the unfair accusations by the self imposed Frater Ademptus Excelsior (who carries more abbreviations after his name than a scrabble set) against my dear brother lapig93; I had no choice but to stand to defend his good name.

I took pen in hand and responded. The choice words of my defense are not fit for this medium. But without surprise the "Ademptus" quickly added me to his wrath and ire.

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

Let it be henceforth know that he known to the net at 'lordandrei' has been cast out, declared pugilent, and destroyed from the entirety of the Body of God for failing to immolate the Oath and Task of a Knight of the East and West and consorting with the devilish Asian Frater Risus to restrict the true Christist minions of the Ordo Holy Hexagram Los Angeles.

Since the beginning of our association, the promising magnanimous student appeared to be ready and able to perform the necessary being at the bottom of a puppy pile and do glory and worship to the almighty Star. Sadly, we were mistaken. They have falsely accused us of obsequiousness and condemned our master Rightful one, Frater No Other in the Valley of Shangrila in unspeakable ways.

Contact with this immeasurable incompetent is forbidden. They are hereby cast out forevermore into the Valley of Because, and be they damned for a laptop computer and considered anathema for the magickally inept by all who strive to uphold the Thelemic Principles of expanding membership and waiving local dues. Let them be forever an example of the price of an antique secretary and be cast out with the infirm and the wombat.

Love is the law, love under will.

Frater Ademptus Excelsior, 8=3, A.`.A.`., O.T.O., R.R.A.A.C., B.O.T.A., F.B.I., N.S.C, N.T.M.P.

Personally, I find this inflammatory and grounds for all out unholy magickal war.

if you wish to lodge your opinions, you may submit your defense at Ademptus' site

But know ye, that his response will be quick and without good grammar.

You may need to tweak.

Please realize this is a joke


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If the Gods had not created David Bersson, it would have been necessary invent him.

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.


Let it be henceforth know that Sorror Excetra has been cast out, declared jealous, and screaming from the entirety of the Body of God for failing to Stab the Oath and Task of a First Degree and consorting with the devilish Native American Whats his toes to restrict the true Christist minions of the Ordo Street Lamp Alaska.

Since the beginning of our association, the promising yellow student appeared to be ready and able to perform the necessary bathing and do glory and worship to the almighty Star. Sadly, we were mistaken. They have falsely accused us of being too damn sexy and condemned our master Soror FudaFuda in the Valley of Ghana in unspeakable ways.

Contact with this mongoose what smells of photo development solution is forbidden. They are hereby cast out forevermore into the Valley of Because, and be they damned for a English Essay and considered anathema for wearing stuffed animals as hats by all who strive to uphold the Thelemic Principles of Get your own idea and Now get another one. Let them be forever an example of the price of Elvis Presley's Pink Caddilac and be cast out with the infirm and the baracuda.

Love is the law, love under will.

Frater Ademptus Excelsior, 8=3, A.`.A.`., O.T.O., R.R.A.A.C., B.O.T.A., F.B.I., N.S.C, N.T.M.P.

Thank you my brother! I knew it would be you that would come to my defense! Holy War!!!!

Fantastic! The thelemic equivalent of the Shakespearean Insulter, thou frothy fat-kidneyed clack-dish!

Thou odiferous fool-born harpy!

(Though, I've worked near you and you're not odiferous. :)

I would so take this as a compliment if I were you.... :D

why I haven't fell hopelessly in love with you, yet?

;)

Re: remind me again

eh, I'm not the type people fall in love with. In lust, maybe. Infatuated, perhaps, but not in love. :)

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