one day I will bone a chicken like a pro
So obviously I responded,
"That's rather personal. Did you really wish to share that"
I then recommended that his wife wander up to him and:
make clucking noises, then climax. Brock brock brock, oh... oh.. oooh, OH!
Yes, kids... I really am that broken. (But in a good way)
Identities of the guilty parties (besides myself) not listed unless they out themselves :)