Andrei Freeman (lordandrei) wrote,
Andrei Freeman
lordandrei
  • Mood: amused

Best IM conversation of the day

I love the way that conversations start. My mind tends to run the full gamut. So... I never know how I may respond. Today's starter from a friend was:

one day I will bone a chicken like a pro

So obviously I responded,
"That's rather personal. Did you really wish to share that"

I then recommended that his wife wander up to him and:
make clucking noises, then climax. Brock brock brock, oh... oh.. oooh, OH!

Yes, kids... I really am that broken. (But in a good way)

Identities of the guilty parties (besides myself) not listed unless they out themselves :)
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