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One man's journey from infinity to nothingness


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Andrei in the office
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Liber 01001101: Oz for the net.

Original work. Please credit:

Man has the right to speak as he will
Man has the right to vent as he will
Man has the right to moan as he will
Man has the right to whine as he will
Man has the right to bitch as he will, when, where, and at whom he will.

BUT!

Man has the right to go blank in the eyes as he will
Man has the right to zone out as he will
Man has the right to nod and grin as he will
Man has the right not to hear as he will
Man has the right to shake his head as he will
Man has the right to groan and sigh as he will.
Man has the right to flame as he will.
Man has the right to troll as he will.

Man has the right to punt, block and log off from those who would cross these rights.


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Man has the right to claim 'first post!' as he will
Man has the right to say 'me too!' as he will

Woman has the right to all of the above as she will. (except first post of course)
AND
Woman has the right to be a smart ass as she will.

note on note on music

I have the right to change the topic as I will.

Yep every time I hear that song, I say "YES!!!"



Woman has the right to all of the above and more, as she will.
Woman not only has the right to the aforementioned, but to ignore Man's all-of-the-above and replace with a Honey-do list if he ever hopes to recieve the right to use said rights, as she will. In the case of chaos and rejection of the above, Woman has the right to excercise Article B, as she will.
Article B: Woman has the right to send Man to couch if the above falls through, as she will.
Woman also has the right to post first, as she will. (unless of course, shimmering jemmy has suddenly changed sexes overnight?)

:)

Just a note on this...

Based on Liber Oz (77) See link

This was written about 1920 (give or take 10ish years)

Man was used for a few reasons:
- It was acceptible to use it to mean all in some writings
- It assumed inclusion of all peoples regardless of gender
- It was written entirely in one syllable words to make it easy to read :)

I have considered substituing 'one' in lieu of man... but in places that would change the intended meaning. In such places as "There is no god but 'one'" doesn't mean the same. But "Man or Woman" is intended.

I get this response a lot.

the kill thing's a no-go anymore?

Damn!

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