In the mean time, I've had little ability to sleep tonight.
So, for your amusement, lifted from Fark:
The game is: Eat the pie in 15 bites.
It took me about 4 tries to work it down to 16 bites. and then about 8 more to find the sweet spot and nail a perfect 15.
Leave a comment, how many can you do it in? How many times did you try?