My Dating Status Button says:|
Polyamorous, Straight, Involved/Available
|Polyamorous||Interested in multiple serious relationships.|
|Straight||Interested only in the opposite gender.|
|Involved/Available||Currently in a relationship, and potentially interested in more.|
Memetime: I know I am... but wat are you
This link may or may not work for an unbelievably cute dose of aiden_freeman Otherwise the image is bow below the cut.
jnanacandra has put it quite well. See her post.