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Andrei in the office
lordandrei

Today's newscast. Arafat may or may not be dead

French hospital denies that Arafat is dead...

For more information on the irony concerning this form of Schrödingeristic lifestyle:

Please see this reference on Generalissimo Francisco Franco who at last report...

is stlll dead.


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He's not dead, he's resting!

Resting?

All right then, if he's resting I'll wake him up. Hello Yassir! I've got a lovely fresh kebab for you when you wake up, Mr. Arafat!

That's my Turban... NoSir... I don't mean Jihad.

Ahem

Look my lad, I've had just enough of this. That World Leader is definitely deceased. And when I checked him not half an hour ago, you assured me that his lack of movement was due to him being tired and shagged out after a prolonged battle with Isreal.

According to the Hebrew Calander, today is the 9th anniversary of Itzak Rabin's death. Some sort of Nobel Peace Prize Curse?

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