Well, I'm definitely married. Today I got to face something my wife does that I will have to get used to. She asked me to make her a roast beef sandwich. She asked for it on multi-grain bread, with pepper-jack white cheese... and Mayonaise!!!
Okay, I am not actively practicing Judaism, but this is hundreds... no thousands of years of culture and tradition.
It's very simple:
Mayo goes on turkey
Ketchup goes on Roast Beef
Mustard goes on Ham. (um... if we were to eat ham... tra-la-la, nothing-nothing-nothing;... nothing to see, move along.
Okay, I'll admit it... I already let one Scot introduce me to the Eeeeevuullllss of mustard on roast beast.
But there are limits...
Mayo on Roast Beef? No, no... no, no-no-no.
I must edjumicate her ;)
(Have I mentioned how much in love I am :?)
I should know better than to post: This is the way of the world. It always results in long threads.
Come on people, You must learn to put a proper condiment on a proper meat in the proper meal!