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Andrei in the office
lordandrei

MEMEtime: That's your horrorscope for today!?!?

Picked up from a post by jnanacandra who glocked it from one by blk

Your reverse astrology tries to determine your sign by your characteristics.

Red is your most probable sign and White is your least probable sign. The scores are from 0 (not you at all) to 100 (dead on match).

According to our analysis, you are a Aquarius, Jan 20 to Feb 18. But you are certainly not a Cancer, June 22 to July 22. You claim to be a Aries, but you are simply in error. Please consult your parents as to your actual birth date.
AriesMar 21 to April 1954
TaurusApr 20 to May 2055
GeminiMay 21 to Jun 2167
CancerJun 22 to Jul 2251
LeoJul 23 to Aug 2266
VirgoAug 23 to Sep 2262
LibraSep 23 to Oct 2257
ScorpioOct 23 to Nov 2158
Sag.Nov 22 to Dec 2170
Cap.Dec 22 to Jan 1953
Aqu.Jan 20 to Feb 1873
PiscesFeb 19 to Mar 2068


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It caught me lying. :)

Your Reverse Astrology Results

Red is your most probable sign and Blue is your least probable sign. The scores are from 0 (not you at all) to 100 (dead on match).
Aries Mar 21 to April 19 54
Taurus April 20 to May 20 76
Gemini May 21 to June 21 71
Cancer June 22 to July 22 59
Leo July 23 to Aug 22 66
Virgo Aug 23 to Sep 22 69
Libra Sep 23 to Oct 22 66
Scorpio Oct 23 to Nov 21 65
Sagittarius Nov 22 to Dec 21 71
Capricorn Dec 22 to Jan 19 66
Aquarius Jan 20 to Feb 18 68
Pisces Feb 19 to Mar 20 69

According to our analysis, you are a Taurus, April 20 to May 20. But you are certainly not a Aries, Mar 21 to April 19.
You claim to be a Aquarius, but you are simply in error. Please consult your parents as to your actual birth date. You can click on the link on the bottom of the web page to see how this divination was made.
(Use Ctrl-P to print.)

The reverse astrology site is interesting. Thanks for the link.

Not that I do astrology, but... it insists that I can't possibly be a Libra and that I'm really a Virgo, although my birthday is September 23 and they say that date is Libra. (Other people have told me it's still Virgo.) I guess their test doesn't handle border cases very well.

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