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Andrei's Universe

One man's journey from infinity to nothingness


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Friday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I gave kdana a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for papertygre (10 points). Last Sunday I turned shirtlifterbear in for running naked in the mall (3 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1001 points). For Christmas I deserve a Playstation 3!


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