October 22nd, 2007

Gnostics go PING!

Big post up next, but first fluff

This was posted to me a few years ago... I posted it a little over 3 years ago. I felt like reposting it while I'm working on a more 'researched' post.

You know you're living in the modern age when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "8" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three Different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Normal Andrei (as normal as he gets)

let's try that again...

I have an appointment with a Dentist on Thursday.

For those that don't understand the relevance:
2006.11.20 and clarification
2005.11.30 TMI: Not fun
2005.11.29 Travel Woes
2005.05.10 Last attempt
2005.01.10 Pain motivating past history
2003.06.17 Laid off at the oral surgeon
2003.05.01 Encouraging start

Anyone else hearing the voice of Rocket J. Squirrel, "But that trick never works!"

But again I will take on the voice of Bullwinkle, "This time for sure!"
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