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Andrei in the office

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One man's journey from infinity to nothingness


Andrei in the office
lordandrei

I can only take my stupidity so far...

I am reheating Chinese food. I noted that the local Chinese restaurant confused me because they put ham in the combination fried rice.

H: Ah, because with Ham the Chinese food is no longer Kosher.

A: Right, because ham isn't kosher whereas the pork is. Because Pork comes from the Kosher half of... um.. the pig.