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Andrei in the office

Ah, one of those kind of days. IM SPAMMING

Well, it's been a while since I've had one of these. So, I was due for one.

This is not a bot spamming. This is worse. This is something that I guess should make my self image feel better. Sadly, it just makes me want to shake my head. Note... the names have been changed (as always)

real_deaf: hi
me@yahoo: helllo
real_deaf: hi
me@yahoo: How are you (sorry for initial delay, just returned from lunch)
real_deaf: you have webcam

(Real_deaf sends an invite to view his webcam. I hit yes. There is a man about 26 without a shirt I close the webcam view)

me@yahoo: No, I don't think I will be able to receive a web cam thru my office firewall
real_deaf: ok
real_deaf: you like male o female
me@yahoo: Depends on the person
real_deaf: ok
real_deaf: i like male

(Real_deaf sends an invite to view his webcam.)

me@yahoo: I keep getting webcam view requests, but I can't really get them thru my firewall.
real_deaf: ok
real_deaf: i am colombia
me@yahoo: I am in Los Angeles
real_deaf: ok
real_deaf: you age
me@yahoo: Just out of curiosity, can I ask how you came across my Yahoo account?
real_deaf: you nice
real_deaf: i lke pic you nice
real_deaf: you has house webcam
me@yahoo: Where did you discover my picture? How did you locate my account?
real_deaf: yes
real_deaf: i want see you nude
me@yahoo: Sorry. Wrong answer. Good bye.

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The other day a guy in India IMd me from out of nowhere. He said he found my yahoo profile through my interest in Gnosticism.

He ostensibly wanted to ask me about Gnosticism and paganism, and preach to me a bit about his religion(Ismaili) but eventually (as I knew he would, having looked at HIS profile as soon as he IMd me) he asked me "Do you have a webcam?"

"No," I lied.

We chatted of some other things, like the nature of sin, of gnosticism, of sociology, and his stupidity started showing. Eventually, really sexist viewpoints started emerging, and I finally told him "ok, well, you've proven yourself to be an idiot now so, I no longer wish to chat with you. Goodbye."

His response?

"get lost u and yr fucking american laws hahahahaha there will be more wtc coz of yr foreign policies."

have used the ron jeremy halloween costume for your yahoo photo or something...

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