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Memetime: Another "Making it right for me"

lifted from a post by fraterrisus who gacked it from bbbsg that points it to http://silent83.little-happiness.net/links/horozonelinks/dating_guide.htm

Things to know about dating... a specific aries:

Aries Dating Guide 
Here are some things you can do with Aries to ensure a successful date. Sky-diving, car races, skiing, adventure travel, dinner date with Mexican or tapas or other hot food <at a nice restaurant... ooh sushi!>, </strike>dancing, go to a club for live music, go bowling, play pool in a bar, play miniature golf, go to a cafe for coffee <or warm beverage of choice>, attend a sporting event, go rock-climbing indoor or outdoor, go to a carnival or a fair <, catch a movie>

You & Your Aries 
Do's 
Step right up and catch your Aries' eye. Let them notice what a prize you are -- and then let them try to win you. Take a bold approach -- your Aries will appreciate your forwardness as well as your independent spirit. Be up for anything, whether it's a midnight rendezvous at the beach or a ride on whitewater rapids. Brace yourself: An Aries will surprise you no matter what you're ready for. Every day is a different adventure. Get ready to enjoy an always energetic and ever-so-romantic courtship. Expect fun: Your Aries will carry you away in a flurry of bouquets, balloons and little treats you could never expect. Learn to lay back and enjoy, as your Aries lover will sweep you up in a whirlwind of passion. Take pride in your Aries' irrepressible spirit . Bask in your Ram's radiance -- they will be the winner of the race, the life of the party or the star of your own private, personal show. < *heh* >

Don'ts 
Never cling too tightly or chase too hard. Your Aries will quickly take steps to preserve their freedom. Don't be too critical of them or their friends. Avoid being overly critical -- they will get hurt and leap to defend. Don't hold a grudge, either. Don't try to get some extra attention by flirting with others or by bringing up past flings. These tricks will surely backfire with an Aries, who would prefer that you leave the past where it belongs and give your present relationship full attention. Don't decide you are not in the mood once you lure your Aries into your arms. Your Aries will take it to mean you don't want them any more, even if this is opposite of the truth. [Don't] try to dampen your Aries' spirit or quench that zest for life. Your partner, as well as your relationship, will be hurt. High spirits and exuberance are part and parcel of the Ram's personality. 

Key
strike-thru : Um, no.
italics : uh.. okaaaay.
normal : sure.
bold : hell, yeah
<brackets> : Actually, I'd prefer