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Andrei in the office
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Memetime: TMI

Anno IVxi Sol 12° Scorpio, Luna 7° Aries

Shamelessly ripped from the journal of ariche

This one asks about certain personal proclivities... Read only if you are 'that' interested...Granted, by even having this meme it suggests I was curious about ariche's answers. But let's not go there. Thank you ;)

1. Have you ever been attracted to someone of your same sex?
Very rarely. Still hoping. I like the term. "bi-timid"

2. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
18, First week of college

3. Do you still keep in touch with that person?
No.

4. Best music to have sex to?
Something with a growing tempo. Had a wonderful experience with "Classical Gas"

5. Best sexual experience?
Hard to find one single best experience... When it's good.. it's really good.

6. Worst sexual experience?
It is best not to speak of such things. Even when a friend offers you a bed to use. The sex was fine, the situation wasn't

7. Ever faked an orgasm?
Yes.

8. Ever thought about someone else while having sex?
Yes, but not in lieu of... Usually, to jump in and join in.

9. How do you feel about one night stands?
It depends on the person and the expectations.

10. Where's the most interesting place that you've had sex?
It was in a place called Skibo in a place called Grey Matter. (You can all stop going, "Ew" now

11. Do you own any porn?
Oh, sure.

12. Have you ever walked in on your parents?
Thank the gods no. But then again, I have it on good authority that they only went there twice.

13. Have you ever been walked in on?
Once... in college.

14. Drunk or sober sex?
It depends on the person. If they are someone I am involved with, it really doesn't matter. If it's someone I don't know or worse... the first time.. I prefer very sober. I want them to fully know what's going on.

15. Lights on or lights off?
This is entirely a mood thing. It can swing both ways.

16. Cuddling afterwards?
I really do like to cuddle afterwards. But there are times that the body sometimes needs to fall over... or worse run to the kitchen for a cold drink. Sadly on occasion there is a little voice that kicks in the back of my head and says, "Go be geek now. Go play on computerWatchTvReadBook" I hate that voice and do my best to ignore it when it wakes up.

17. Foreplay?
Foreplay? Fiveplay... even 6 if enough show up! (Biting can be fun)

18. Would you rather have sex with someone stupid or ugly?
This feels like such a gender specific question. In the idea of "Dumb Blonde, Ugly Guy"... I think this one is moot because to get to the sex part you have to have made it past the looks and the brains. (Contrary to those who believe you get to just point and say, "I'm taking that one home to bed tonight)

19. Are you a member of the mile high club?
Yes. It wasn't easy or pretty. (The task, the partner was good)

20. Would you be abstinent for a million dollars?
Million dollars? No that's a Klondike bar. If the term was reasonable, I'd do it for a half mill.