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Andrei in the office

Flyby Botting fails!

The is a robot version of Turing rotating in his theoretical grave.

This one is short:

bot: hi... anyoone there?
me: Yup
bot: oh your there hi...
bot: a/s/l (age sex locationn)?
bot: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your proffile. thought you might like to chat.
bot: so wzat have you been up to username?
me: I spoke to someone who was 27/f/USA yesterday. What a cooincidense!!!
me: Here is a gratuitous smiley
bot: oh your femalee.. sorry.
me: No, I am male
me: Gosh... I'm guessing, you weren't able to parse that. I kinda deviated from the script, eh.

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A Lobotomized Alan Turing

They lobotomized Turing to "cure him" of his homosexuality. Maybe that's why bots are so awfully inane. They pass the Post-Lobotomy Turing Test (PLTT).

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