Mock election? How could I say such horrible things about the beauty that is democracy.
Well, having just waled past the rather elaborate commercial being filmed with the kid caucus celebrating the triumph of Blue Carrot. That's right. You people who were hoping for Brown Banana or Orange Discs (Disc: One of my favourite fruits or vegetables), give it up. It's fixed. The commercials are already in production and ...
Does anyone actually still buy into any of this stuff?
In the wizened words of my good friend, colleague, and fellow member of my church and order, "Hand-wave, hand-wave, hand-wave."