This filk is called "Go Away Snot Boy" - It is a filk of S. J. Tucker's amazing "Go Away God Boy"

(Now Public)

Some notes on this filk:

This filk is tied to the version of "Go Away God Boy" as performed on Sirens.
It scans great to that version. It doesn't do as well to the published lyrics on S.J.'s site.

Two things about the chorus.
1st. There is a note (cough). The performer should actually cough on this beat. (Yeah it's fast.)
2nd. The third line of the chorus changes each of the three times it's sung. Insert the changes as noted.

Liberties taken: Just make 'shambling starspawned' work as best you can. It'll fit if you try
Dies should be pronounced in this song as one syllable. Yes I know it is two.. Just deal.

Finally. There is a place where you can entirely freeform. It's marked with ** with notes at the bottom.
( And then there was the filk itself )

Tags: filk, sick, writing
Current Location: Bus ride home
Current Mood: sick
Current Music: Um.... yeah.

Okay. this by far is one of my favourite Video posts to date. And I owe biiiiig props to yendi for finding and posting it.

Even telling you what it is will not spoil this.

YouTube presents:
Monty Python's Camelot song as performed by
Star Trek: The Original Series.

Tags: filk, humour, video
Current Mood: giggly
Current Music: Well, duh!

Edit 080219 Please note: iocaine and cocaine have different syllables. Deal.

Inspired by a holding post by shadesong

Prepare to die...

Whether spaniard or masked, it is all you can ask, iocaine
When the princess is pinched, you can swallow an inch, iocaine
Drink it down, go to town, resistance.. (to) iocaine

When there's death on the line and the sidekicks will rhyme, iocaine
Take down Fezzik by arm, then Inigo by charm, iocaine
Drink it down, go to town, resistance.. (to) iocaine

Just keep using that word, doesn't mean what you think, iocaine
When you're not a great fool, you'll know which drink to pull, iocaine
To the end, to the death, to the pain, iocane!

Inconceivable!

No girl scouts were harmed in the making of this filk.

Tags: filk, princess bride
Current Mood: amused

First off: PIE!!!!!! (Don't ask)

Concerning my posting yesterday about a nice evening, making cordials, unwinding and my desire to create "thin mint" tea... chite posted a response which sent me reeling down amnesia lane.

Sayeth I: "Girl scout thin mint" flavoured tea.

Respondeth chite: Do you include the "secret ingredient" in all thin mints?

To which I must now explain:

Many years ago I explained to chite and her then roommate amergina(A massively cool person in her own right), that I was convinced that the reason people love thin mints so much is that they obviously must be laced with cocaine as a "secret ingredient". My theory was further proved after a discovery.

I bought a case of thin mints and disciplined myself to open no more than one box per month. in December, I brought a box to a Christmas party. Note: Girl Scout Season (Just before Rabbit Season, slightly after Duck Season) is in Late January/ Early February. Most people hadn't seen GS Cookies in about 8-9 months having already screwed up this past year's resolutions to loose weight.

I took out my cookies. Darwin as right folks, because people went feral. "Are those Girrrrll Scoout cookies?!?!" And the box was toast in about 5 minutes.

Cocaine. I was sure of it. People spending lots of money, waiting for their dealers who come off innocently enough. Start you on something safe like shortbread....until they work you up to the more addicting stuff.

And then it hit me. The filk was so damned obvious. When chite posted her response the first verse sprang back from the dark archives of my memory. I don't think I ever finished more than the first verse....

Until today.
( Enter if you dare )

Tags: cookies, filk