Andrei's Universe - I can only take my stupidity so far...

08:28 pm August 30th, 2006




			Andrei's Universe - I can only take my stupidity so far... One man's journey from infinity to nothingness

lordandrei


	I can only take my stupidity so far...
	I am reheating Chinese food. I noted that the local Chinese restaurant confused me because they put ham in the combination fried rice. H: Ah, because with Ham the Chinese food is no longer Kosher. A: Right, because ham isn't kosher whereas the pork is. Because Pork comes from the Kosher half of... um.. the pig. Tags: chineese, food, jewish

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	From: thiebes	Date: August 31st, 2006 04:00 am (UTC)		(Link)

Did they say the fried rice was kosher?

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	From: gnostica	Date: August 31st, 2006 04:25 am (UTC)		(Link)

LOL!

Andre are you jewish? (clearly I am having a blonde moment) BBQ Pork is ham right?

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	From: tzaddi_93	Date: August 31st, 2006 06:36 am (UTC)		(Link)

Ham is cured pork. BBQ pork is not ham, but they are both pork. Combination fried rice or pork fried rice isn't usually made with ham because it's too salty when you mix in soy sauce. :)

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	From: thiebes	Date: August 31st, 2006 07:34 am (UTC)		(Link)

Are you saying that soy sauce isn't kosher?

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	From: tzaddi_93	Date: August 31st, 2006 03:14 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I have no idea. :)

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From: (Anonymous)	Date: August 31st, 2006 05:32 am (UTC)		(Link)

Pork doesn't count if its in Chinese food! Its in "Portnoy's Complaint!" (One of the Jewish holy books)

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