I deal with this on occasion. Normally it doesn't bother me. It drives
me nuts however, when people have to push it in my face and honestly
don't get it.

I just called dominos for dinner. Okay, Wendy's I've gotten used to. I
ordered a small pizza.

"We only have medium"

I thought, 'Did you people run out of all other crust sizes?' "You only
have medium"

"That's our smallest size"

*sigh*

"How many sizes do you have?"

"3, medium, large, and extra large"

*audible sigh*

"I'll have the smallest pizza you have."

"You want a medium."

I think to myself, "NO, YOUR ROARING IDIOT. IF I WANTED MEDIUM WHICH BY
DEFINITION MEANS MIDDLE, I'D HAVE F&#&ING ORDERED MEDIUM." "Yeah,
sure."

This country will be destroyed by the revolution of us destroying those
in marketing.

Side note: This is a test of me posting with the new PGP email function.

Current Mood: furious
Current Music: madness